Shiek: OK, I will be your partner for this round, my name is shiek and NO, I am NOT a boy! Who are you?

Link:....HAH!

Shiek:.......OK? Are you surprised I'm a girl? Seriously whats your name?

Link:.....HRUAGH!

Shiek:......er......Me SHIEK, you????

Link: HAH!

Shiek: Prounounce it. I'm Shee-k yoooooouuuuuuuuur????

Link: HRA!

Shiek: Spell it out.

Link: HAI!!!

Shiek: You know, A,b,c,d....

Link: HYA!

Shiek: Do you even KNOW the alphabet?!

Link: MRAH!

Shiek:....WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU?!? DIDN'T YOU WATCH SESSAMIE STREET WHEN YOU WE'RE LITTLE?! YOU KNOW, C IS FOR COOKIE! THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME?!?!?

Link: HRAAA!

Shiek:...*flips link off* Screw you, I'm going on the other team.....

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Peach and Sonic are in bed together.

Mario: WHAT THE HELL IS-A THIS?!

Peach: Sorry Mario, but he's SOOOO FAAAAAAAAAST! <3

Sonic: YOUR TOO SLOW! ;)

Mario: YOU GOD DAMN-A HEDGE-A-HOG!!! I'LL-A KILL YA!!!!

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Meta Knight: *uses an assist trophy*

Resseti: RAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!! NO RESETIN'! GOT DAT?!?!?

Meta Knight: What the....?!

Resseti: WHO RESETED?!?!?!? WHO?!?!?!?

Meta Knight: Leave, I'm in the middle of a-

Resseti: Whats with you? Whats with that cape? Is thats what kids consider "fly" and "hip" now a days?

Meta Knight: Er-

Resseti: ALL I WORE WAS A SHIT AND JEANS! THATS IT!!! NO FLASHY CAPES OR MASKS!!! AND WHATS WITH THAT MASK?!?!

Meta Knight:....

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Snake: *in a box* Jack's jar of dirt ain't got nothing on my box....

Fox: Er... why are you in a box?

Snake: It's fun.

Fox: er...no, it's not....

Snake: Have you ever TRIED it?

Fox: I don't have to, it's stupid.

Snake:......OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

*bring bring*

Otacon: I see your fighting Fox Sna-

Snake: SHUT UP OTACON! I'm busy!!!

Fox:.....

Snake: YOU should get in the box! It gives you a feeling of safety.

Fox:....

*later*

Falco: Ummm....Fox?

Fox:*in a box* There is no Fox, there is only the Box.........

Falco: Ummm.... what?

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Zelda: *grabs a clock*

Everyone is moving in slow mo

Ness, Captain Falcon, and Marth: *numerous complaints*

Zelda: I'm sorry! I thought I would be faster than you sooo

Marth: I'LL KILL YOU!

Ness: BURN HER!!!

Captain Falcon: FALCON.......................................................................................PUNCH!!!!!*hits zelda*

Zelda: *very slowly drifting off screen*...........anyone wanna play 20 questions?

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Resseti: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT MASK?!?!? Do you have a zit? That CAN'T be good for it!!!!

Meta Knight: Oh my god......just LEAVE so we can progress with the ma-

Resseti: I LEAVE WHEN I WANNA LEAVE!!!! Urk.......my back.....

Meta Knight: *face palm*

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Ike: I fight for my friends.....

Marth: I fight for the glory......

Mario: I fight-a for-a mushrooms

Wolf: I FIGHT SO I CAN SEE YOUR MOTHA F***ING BLOOD ON MY BOOTS!!!!!!

Ike:............

Marth:..........

Mario:..............

Ike: J-just.....sit in the corner.......

Wolf: Awww man.....*walks of depressed*

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King Dedede: My dance is not gay! It may be big, but it IS NOT gay! Watch! Haroopa! Haroopa! Haroopa! *dances gayly*

Ike: Brawl Taunts got to the poor guy.

Mr. Game& Watch: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP!!!! *translation: WHEN I USE THE BUG GAS I'M NOT MASTURBATING YOU PERVERTS!!!!*

Ike: that video is getting to everyone.

Sonic: I'm not cheep! I'm just fast!

Snake: I'm too sexy for my box.....*in box*

Pit: MY BALLS DID SO DROP!!!!

Ike: Holly Tabuu..... O_o

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Meta Knight: JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE!!!

Resseti: *explodes* NO!!!!

Meta Knight: WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!* twinkles in background*

Resseti: AND ANOTHER THING?! WHATS WITH YOU DIEING??! DO YOU THINK THAT TWINKLEY STAR IS "Hip and on the fly G-Dog"??!?! and WHATS THAT LITTLE FLOATY DISK THING YOU COME BACK ON!!!!

Meta Knight:.....-_-"

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Zelda, Ness, Marth, and Captain Falcon: *still in slow mo*

Ness: I  spy with my little eye something.....RED!!!

Marth: Your hat?

Ness: YEAH! :D

Captain Falcon: Someone kill me....

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The end